Jadress's rules for safe adventuring.
1.Always keep sword in good condition as you see on the right otherwise you will end up with a very cranky non-decapitated troll.
2.Be sure to have extra strength pain killers for "That time of the Century"
3.Rember to refill your arrow quill the night before.
4.Watch where you are running.
5.By default the cuter it seems the deadlier it will become.
6.And last but not least after humiliating your unconsious enimies with face doodles be sure to re-cap.